I am back to owning only one pair of jeans!!!
I was proudly modeling my new $7.99 Steve and Barry's jeans for my lovely wife and her mother this weekend when it was determined they were all wrong for me. Apparently I have no butt. Even when I was at my heaviest I had no butt. It's my curse.
Since I have nothing to fill out the back end of my jeans I end up with what my wife so tactfully calls "saggy crotch". All the material that is supposed to contain my ample backside, instead sags down between my legs. If I were a 12 year old hip hop kid or one half of the dynamic duo known as Kris Kross, this look would be perfect. Instead I am a 33 year old suburban father with a disappearing beer gut. In other words I should not have saggy crotch.
So the jeans are going back to S&B's... and this time I will bring my wife along to pick out my pants for me. I have learned my lesson.
Tony
10/1: 231.4 lbs.
Goal: 220 lbs.
11.4 lbs. to go
p.s. How can it be October already?!!!
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